October 2012
15 posts
July 2012
129 posts
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thelordofthebutts:
hell is a place where you’re strapped to a chair and forced to watch an endless slideshow of every picture of yourself that you deleted
pugsleys:
some people are just born with majestic faces with blinding beauty while i fell from the ugly tree hitting every single branch and then landed on shit
bl-ind:
do you ever get the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren’t talking
adamusprime:
i’m going to write erotica for very shy people
“s-should i take my shirt off?”
“oh, uh…no, no that’s fine…unless you really want to…”
“uh, do…you want me to?”
“well i mean…i dunno…”
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sallymurphy:
dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then
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“I have the deepest affection for intellectual conversations. The ability to just...”
– (via selfinspiration)
